Menu

Nightly Specials (9pm - 1am)

Monday: $2 Pints, $5Double Wells, $4 Alert Bombs

Tuesday: $2 AB domestic Bottles, $4 Dbl Wells, $4 Bombs

Thursday: $3.00 Thursdays

Friday & Saturday: $7 A-B Pitchers, $2 Pints,  $5 Double Wells, $5 Alert Bombs

Sunday ALL DAY HAPPY HOUR

Wednesday Penny's: 11pm - 12am ONLY!

Fine Food and Spirits
3700 Laclede   St. Louis, Missouri 63108
(314) 535-0700
Open 7 Days a week until 3:00 a.m.
www.humphreysstl.com
Celebrating 39 Years • Est. 1976
@humphreys1976


All served with chips
HumpHrey’S 1/4 lB. Certified Angus Beef®
BurGer                                                                       4.00
HumpHrey’S douBle                                                  6.50
BBQ BurGer                                                                 4.50
Bacon BurGer                                                              5.50
VeGGie BurGer                                                             6.00
Original or Southwest Garden Burger (Vegan).
Add Lettuce, Tomato, Onion & Mayo                      . 25
Add Choice of American, Swiss, Provolone,
Cheddar, Jalapeño Cheese                                      . 50

paTTy melT                                                        7.00
Ground chuck with onion and Swiss
cheese on rye grilled golden brown.

roaST Beef With au jus                                       7.00

reuBen                                                               7.00

Grilled Ham & SwiSS on rye                             7.00

monTe carlo/criSTo                                            8.00
Ham and Swiss on Italian bread
lightly dipped in egg, grilled golden brown.

fiSH on HoaGie                                                 6.00

pHilly Beef & cHeeSe With onion                  8.00

new york deli                                                8.00
Corn Beef & Pastrami
on Marble Rye,Swiss cheese, spicy brown mustard.

Grilled cHeeSe                                                   5.00
With Bacon                                                            6.00

Bacon, leTTuce,
& TomaTo With mayonaise                                7.50

Tuna or cHicken Salad melT                         7.00
With Swiss & American, tomatoes.

Tuna or cHicken Salad                                    7.00
On wheat toast with lettuce, tomato and Swiss.

Grilled 1/4 lB. koSHer HoT doG all beef . . . 5.00
STan’S Ballpark doG                                            6.50
With grilled onions and sauerkraut.

Turkey BurGer                                                            8.00
With jalapeño cheese and jalapeños and chipolte mayo on hoagie.

Triple-decker cluB                                               7.50
Turkey and bacon with lettuce, tomato, and mayo on white toast.

Grilled BreaST of cHicken                             8.00
With Swiss cheese, bacon, lettuce, and tomato on kaiser roll.

cHicken cluB                                                         7.50
Fried chicken tenders with bacon, lettuce, tomato and mayo.

Buffalo cHicken wrap                                   8.00
Buffalo Chicken strips, lettuce, mixed cheese
& Chipolte-Ranch, with chips and Salsa.

cold Turkey on marBle rye                       7.00
With lettuce, tomato, Swiss Cheese, and mayo.

claSSic poorBoy (Hot or Cold)                          8.00
Ham, Turkey, Roast Beef, American cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion and mayo.

Add Farm Fresh Egg to any Hot Sandwich   . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1 .00


Salads
Taco Salad                                                             8.50
Seasoned beef on a bed of lettuce topped with cheese, tomato, sour cream, and olives.
Served in our very own taco bowl with salsa.
HumpHrey’S caeSar Salad                             6.25
Romaine lettuce, egg, bacon, and croutons, topped with Parmesan cheese.
With Chicken                                                        9.00
Tuna or cHicken Salad plaTe                  7.50
Two scoops over lettuce, celery, carrots, egg, tomato, and olives.
HumpHrey’S cHef’S Salad                                  8.50
Ham, American and Swiss mixed cheeses, iceberg and romaine lettuces, tomatoes, mixed greens, croutons, olives, and egg.
mini-cHef’S Salad                                                  6.50
Green Salad                                                           3.50
Turkey cluB Salad                                           6.50
Turkey, chopped bacon, American and Swiss mixed cheeses, iceberg and romaine lettuces, tomatoes, croutons, olives, and egg.
Slaw                                                                            1.50

Dressings: House (Mayfair) • 1000 Island • Bleu Cheese • Ranch Sun Dried Tomato Vinaigrette • Chipotle Ranch • Jalapeño Ranch
Honey Mustard add Extra Dressing Add .50

Appetizers
cHicken winGS dipped in Buffalo winG Sauce (Side of Ranch or Bleu Cheese)                                         7.00
cHicken winGS dipped in BoomBoom Sauce                                                                                               7.00
Super nacHoS                                                                                                                                                               8.00
Spicy taco meat, nacho cheese sauce, diced tomatoes, jalapeños, guacamole, olives, and sour cream. Served with salsa.
nacHoS wiTH cHeeSe & JalapeñoS (Served with salsa)                                                                        5.00
loaded ToTS                                                                                                                                                                 8.00
Mixed cheeses, bacon bits, sour cream, and chives.

                                                      larGe     Small
mini TacoS .......................................7.00     4.00
ToaSTed raVioli...............................7.00        4.00
poTaTo SkinS
with Bacon, Cheese,
& Sour Cream....................................7.00        4.00
craB ranGoon .................................7.00         4.00
mozzarella STickS .........................7.00        4.00
BaTTered Green BeanS
With Chipotle Ranch...........................8.00        4.00
cHili                                                         5.00
With Cheese & Onion                             5.50
cHicken TenderS oVer frencH frieS
Served With Sauce                                  8.00

                                                       larGe     Small
BaTTered dill pickle cHipS ...........7.00        4.00
fried muSHroomS ............................7.00       4.00
fried onion rinGS ...........................7.00   4.00
frencH frieS ....................................3.50 2.50
curly frieS ......................................4.00  3.00
waffle frieS ...................................4.00  3.00
ANY Fries with Queso or garlic oil..........Add .50
SweeT poTaTo ToTS..........................5.00      4.00
reGular ToTS ..................................5.00      4.00
OUR FOODS ARE FRIED IN TRANS FAT FREE OIL

Mon-fri 7AM-11AM
Humphrey’s Breakfast
sAt & sun 9AM-5pM
THe BoyS’ famouS cHeeSe eGGS......... . $6.50
Served with Toast and your choice of
Bacon, Ham, or Sausage, and home style potatoes.
Two eGGS “any way you like ‘em” ...... . $5.50
Served with Toast and your choice of
Bacon, Ham, or Sausage, and home style potatoes.
eGG SandwicH  ....................... . $3.25
Your choice of Toast or Biscuit. One egg, cheese, and your choice of Bacon, Ham, or Sausage.
frencH ToaST or pancakeS ............ . $3.50
Served with Maple Syrup.
BiScuiTS & GraVy  .................... . $3.50
Two freshly baked biscuits smothered with Creme Pepper Gravy.
SlinGer – “JuST like THe oriGinal” ..... . $7.50
Humphrey Cheese Burger, potatoes, two eggs, topped with Humphrey’s chili & cheese.
Served with Toast.

Breakfast Burritos                        
THe TradiTional ..................... . $5.50
Two eggs & chorizo, scrambled with a bit of sweet pepper and onion.
THe american ....................... . $5.50
Two eggs scrambled with Bacon or Ham, cheese, and potatoes with sweet pepper and onions.
THe VeGeTarian .................... . $5.50
Two eggs scrambled with peppers, onions, tomatoes, potatoes, cheese, and guacamole.

  A La Carte
HaSH BrownS ........................ .$2.50
Ham – 2 SliceS ....................... .$2.00
SauSaGe – (1)2oz patty or Turkey patty . .$1.50
Bacon – 2 SliceS...................... .$1.50
BiScuiT ............................. .$1.00
ToaST – wHeaT, wHiTe or rye ........... .$1.00
add an eGG. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$1.00
* Consuming raw or under cooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs may increase your risk of food bourne
illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions.

Beverages
Ginger Ale, Grapefruit,
Cranberry, Pineapple or
Orange Juice (No Refill)                     2.00
Coffee/Hot Tea                                    2.00
Pepsi                         Mountain Dew
Diet Pepsi                 Lemonade
Sierra Mist                Dr. Pepper
Diet Dr. Pepper         Alert Energy Drink
Fresh Brewed Iced Tea or
Sweet Tea sweetened withNo Calorie Sweetener 
16 oz. . . . . 2.00          32 oz.        3.00
Free Refills


Whites
Torre di Luna Pinot Grigio (Italy).............. $6/$25
Crisp & bright. Lively with fresh lemon/lime flavors & a clean finish.
Rudi Wiest Mosel Riesling (Germany).......... $6/$25
Floral notes that highlight the fresh fruit flavors of pear and citrus on
the palate.
Cartlidge & Browne Chardonnay (US).......... $6/$25
Perfectly balanced with hints of oak and cream.
Omrah Unoaked Chardonnay (Australia) ........ $6/$25
Bright and crisp with a smooth & clean finish.
Parducci Sa uvignon Blanc (California) ......... $6/$25
Tropical & citrus notes balanced by a fresh, crisp finish.
White Zinfandel (California) ................. $6/$25
Light and sweet with fresh berries.

Sparkling
Segura Aria Brut (Spain)....................... . $20
Segura Riserva Heredad (Spain) ................. . $30
Unlimited orange juice for mimosas .................... . $6

Red
Vinum Pinot Noir (California) ................ $7/$27
Silky, classic Pinot with notes of raspberry & cherry.
Cannonball Merlot (California) ............... $7/$27
Juicy & easy-drinking with flavors of plum & blueberry.
Gouguenheim Merlot (Argentina) ............. $7/$27
Fruity with cherries, blackberries and a long smooth finish.
Luna Cabernet Sauvignon (Argentina) .......... $7/$27
Full bodied & dry with aromas of cocoa & black cherry.
Las Acequias Malbec (Argentina). . . . . . . . . . . . . . $7/$27
Plums and raspberries with a touch of vanilla and chocolate.

Draft Beer
Bud Select, Bud Light, Budweiser, Michelob Golden Light
16 oz                                                     3.00
32 oz                                                    5.00
Pitcher                                                  9.00
Schlafly • Shock Top • Boulevard • Urban Chestnut Winged Nut • Urban Chestnut Zwickel •
Urban Chestnut STLIPA • Guinness
16 oz                                                     5.00
32 oz                                                     7.50
Pitcher                                                13.50

Bottled Beers
5.00 per Bottle
Blue Moon, Corona Extra, Heineken, Newcastle, Smirnoff Ice,
Woodchuck Amber, Woodchuck Granny Smith, Michelob Ultra, Bud Light Lime, Angry Orchard
4.00 per Bottle
Budweiser, Bud Light, Bud Select, Busch,
Coors Light, Miller Lite, Rolling Rock, Stag, Odouls
Pitchers of Lime A Rita or Straw-Ber-Rita $8.00

Mon – Sat 3-7pm
Happy Hour



Beer Pong, Bags, and Washers available on Patio. Patio is Pet Friendly.
Splenda is a registered trademark.